The Freedom Flask - to slur like Joe Biden… or drown your sorrows because of him.
Or - to celebrate, if this guy wins.
Drink responsibly… (Or don’t… We’re not your mom.)
Warnings & Side Effects
WARNING: Depending on the contents of the flask, side effects of use may include:
✅ Slurring your speech like Joe Biden ✅ Falling off of bicycles like Joe Biden ✅ Tripping up stairs like Joe Biden ✅ Sniffing girls hair like Joe Biden (if this happens, please seek mental help from your closest Republican family member immediately)
Key Features
✅ Made of stainless steel, easy to bring your favorite drinks anywhere you go! (Even church...we won't tell. Don't feel ashamed - your priest probably has one too.) ✅ Smooth twist-on & twist-off cap attached. Easy to use, even when you've used it a little too much. ✅ Classic curve shape provides a comfortable grip feeling and helps you grip the flask firmly. You can feel the pride of America each time you pick it up and taste the freedom that it pours into your soul.
